Electric Food Processors

My wife has threatened divorce if I get any more but this is what I have

1 stand mixer
1 blender
1 hand mixer
1 stick blender
2 food processors (big and small)
1 toaster
1 pasta machine
1 crepe maker
1 cotton candy machine
1 crock pot
1 wine chiller
3 juicers (not my fault…..wedding gifts or shower gifts)
1 electric skillet
1 fully automatic ice cream machine
1 freezer bowl ice cream machine
1 microwave
2 refrigerators
1 spice grinder
1 bread machine
1 electric smoker
2 drip coffee makers
1 espresso machine
2 electric perk coffee makers (one huge and one 10 cup)
1 electric knife sharpener
1 waffle iron
1 steamer/rice maker
1 vacuum sealer
1 dish washer
1 electric scale

And, I bet somebody is going to put something on their list that I forgot. Is there anybody out there that has a more ridiculous list than I (and trust me, half of my list is a waste).

I saw a blender type apparatus called the Caribbean Chiller Frozen drink maker and was wondering if it was any different than an ordinary blender. Do blenders shave the ice into a frozen drink? I’ve never owed one.

Also, if you have a good quality food processors will this perform the function of a blender?

Are all blenders "loud"? This one takes 7-10 minutes to blend a frozen drink. Sounds long.

Trying to decide between this, a regular blender or the magic bullet.

Is the magic bullet any different than a blender?

Walmart recalls GE food processors
Around 255,000 General Electric Food Processors sold exclusively at Walmart have been voluntarily recalled due to a risk of laceration and fire, the government said on Wednesday.
The safety interlock system on the recalled food processor can fail, exposing blades while in operation, the Consumer Product Safety Commission said in a statement.
Food processors can also emit smoke or catch fire.
There have been 58 reports of incidents, 21 of which resulted in injuries to fingertips and three in fire.
The product is a black with stainless steel trim 14-cup food processor with a 169203 model number.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110525/us_nm/us_recalls_walmart

When will Americans learn that you get exactly what you pay for? Who in their right mind shops at China-Mart anyway?

Walmart recalls GE food processors
WASHINGTON (Reuters) – Around 255,000 General Electric Food Processors sold exclusively at Walmart have been voluntarily recalled due to a risk of laceration and fire, the government said on Wednesday.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20110525/us_nm/us_recalls_walmart

I use the word "knowingly" because any product has to pass quality control inspection before leaving the factory. Wal-mart is notorious for skimping on quality to save a few dollars at the expense of their consumers.
Notice the article says " General Electric Food Processors sold exclusively at Walmart "
That means that walmart placed the order for the appliance and walmart set a price that they were willing to pay for it. GE had no choice but to make it CHEAP and cut safety corners. WALMART IS BAD FOR AMERICA!!!!

I purchase, to alleviate the work, food processors?
not looking to spend a lot of money!
"Hate is a strong word. Preparation is part of the whole experience of culinary delight"

Im no culinary specialist, I do what I got to do, but really I do hate chopping things, I could never get them all even!

I want to get a food processor that can julienne vegetables so that they come out like noodles or spaghetti, that is, long and thin. Most food processors do not have this function and can only shred.

Food processors and blenders….I know they look different but can’t they sort of do the same thing? We have a blender with a bunch of diff settings. Was thinking of purchasing a processor because a friend of mine has one and says she uses that to make her own peanut butter. I wanted to try that and almond butter.

Anyone out there ever do that? I know there’s prob tons of more stuff you can do with it.

Also, any one brand you’d recommend for a processor?

Thanks